Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now