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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*