Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

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Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.