Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

Because they wanna look like their mother.