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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Irish Person Jokes More Irish Person Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture