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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture