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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!