Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.