How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!