How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."