What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.