Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism