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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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I don't have 2020 vision.

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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The knife has a point

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What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.