Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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You give her a test tickle.

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He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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Though his chest with a knife

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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.