What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife