Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage