Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.