Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*