What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Where is 5?

Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman