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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman