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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What did one fly say to the other?

Your man is down'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!