Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.