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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges