What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.