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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.