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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7