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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

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Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.