Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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A red bucket.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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