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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do