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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Animal Kingdom Jokes More Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!