Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.