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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson