Why did the rooster get 20 years in pri...

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?