What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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It was taped.

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I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Steaks.

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Because they hate it.

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A lot of good yolks!

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Let's get some chicks!

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They both hate the French press

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Price is right!

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Who's there! Bun! Bun who?

Bun-nies make lovely pets!