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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"