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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!