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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!