Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks