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Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.