Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.