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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.