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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!