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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.