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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

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Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.