Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap