What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.