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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.