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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.