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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD