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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.