What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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