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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama Bin Latte

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.