Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

They have too many ohms to be good conductors.

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Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

They have too many ohms to be good conductors.