Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich