Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod