Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.