Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.