How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front