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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.