Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!