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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!