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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue