Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.