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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.