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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.