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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.