How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."