What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.