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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.