Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.