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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor