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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.