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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

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What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

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What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.