What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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They end up in a custardy battle.

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Han So-high.

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He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.