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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What is Chalah before it's baked?

Judo

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

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Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho