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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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Shake N' Bake.

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Mariiguana

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Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.