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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation