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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Hibearnation Jokes More Hibearnation Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.