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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.