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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus