Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.