Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!