Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs