What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.