Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!